Chapter 03

Chapter 3: When Negotiations Fail

Chapter 3: When Negotiations Fail

Lucas returned at seven the next morning, dressed for what Mia was beginning to understand was his default state of being -- fitted, purposeful, unfairly put-together for a Tuesday -- carrying a small carrier that Barnaby regarded, upon sighting it through the open door, with the specific betrayal of a creature who had trusted his human right up until this exact moment.

Mia had, against her own better judgment, gotten up early for this. Not early by Lucas's standards, obviously -- nothing before nine counted as early by Lucas's standards, she was fairly sure, though she suspected his internal definition of "early" had long since collapsed into a single, permanent setting -- but early by hers, which meant she was actually dressed, actually caffeinated, and actually standing upright when he knocked instead of answering the door in whatever state of disarray the previous night had left her in. She told herself this was simple politeness, the natural response to a man who had shown, however clinically, real concern for an animal's welfare. She did not examine the alternative explanation too closely.

"You're up," Lucas said, by way of greeting, in a tone that suggested this was itself a noteworthy scientific observation.

"I have been known to achieve verticality before ten a.m. on rare occasions."

"Duly noted for the historical record."

She'd also, somewhat against her will, made coffee for two, a decision she'd justified to herself the night before as basic hospitality and had not thought about too hard since, though she noticed, handing him a mug he hadn't asked for, that he took it without comment, like it was simply expected, and drank it anyway despite his earlier claims about caffeine sensitivity.

"He's not going to like that," Mia said, nodding at the carrier.

"He never does. It's routine at this point." Lucas said routine the way other people said breathing -- an assumption so foundational it didn't require examination. "If you could hold him steady while I open the door, that would help."

Mia scooped Barnaby up from the windowsill, where he'd taken up permanent residence overnight despite -- or perhaps because of -- the six hours of unsupervised custody he'd engineered for himself the day before. He came easily into her arms, a warm, dense weight that settled against her chest with a small, satisfied rumble, and for one absurd second she felt almost proud, like she'd passed some unspoken test he'd been administering.

The moment Lucas opened the carrier door, though, Barnaby transformed. He went rigid, then liquid, then somehow both at once -- twisting free of Mia's grip with a yowl of outrage and diving, with impressive speed for an animal his size, straight under her bed.

"Barnaby." Lucas's voice had the particular strained patience of someone repeating a word for the fourth time that morning. He crouched by the bed frame, peering into the dark space beneath it. "Come on. You know this."

A pair of gold eyes glowed back at him from the shadows, unmoving.

"Do you have a flashlight," he asked, not looking up.

"I have a phone."

"That'll work."

Mia crouched beside him, close enough that she could feel the warmth radiating off him even in the cool morning air of her apartment, and turned on her phone's flashlight, angling it under the bed frame. Barnaby had wedged himself against the far wall, behind a box of old sketchbooks, in the specific defensive posture of an animal who had made peace with living there permanently if it meant avoiding the carrier.

"He's really committed to this," Mia said.

"He does this every time he has an appointment. Full protest, every single time, despite the fact that nothing bad has ever actually happened to him at the vet." Lucas said it with the weary fondness of someone who had had this exact argument with this exact cat many times before and lost every single one.

"Maybe he just remembers the carrier equals inconvenience, regardless of outcome."

"That would require an understanding of causality that exceeds most feline cognitive research."

"Or," Mia said, "he's smarter than the research gives him credit for, and you should stop underestimating him."

Lucas glanced at her sideways, something flickering behind his eyes that wasn't quite annoyance -- more like reluctant reconsideration, the look of a man filing away a data point he hadn't expected to receive from this particular source. "Noted," he said, dry.

They tried, together, a variety of increasingly undignified tactics. Lucas attempted to coax him out with a treat held at arm's length, which Barnaby regarded with the contempt of royalty being offered a bribe beneath his station. Mia tried making kissing noises, which did nothing except make Lucas look at her like she'd started speaking a foreign language. Lucas, finally, took off his watch, rolled up his sleeve, and reached under the bed frame at full extension, feeling around blindly for a body he could no longer see.

"I feel like this is a metaphor for something," Mia said, watching him.

"For what."

"I don't know. Reaching into the dark for something that doesn't want to be found. Very poetic."

"It's a cat under a bed, Mia."

"Everything's a metaphor if you squint hard enough."

Lucas's fingers finally brushed fur, and Barnaby, sensing capture, made a break for it -- bolting out from under the bed on the opposite side, straight past both of them, and up onto Mia's drafting table, where he sent an entire cup of colored pencils crashing to the floor before leaping, with astonishing grace for his size, onto the top of her bookshelf, a good six feet off the ground, where he perched, tail lashing, entirely unreachable.

Lucas stared up at him. "He's never done that before."

"Maybe your bookshelf isn't as inspiring as mine."

"That's not -- that's not a real variable."

"Everything's a variable if you squint hard enough," Mia said, echoing herself, and had the deep satisfaction of watching Lucas's jaw tighten in a way that suggested he was fighting very hard not to smile.

It took another twenty minutes -- a chair, a broom handle used strictly for gentle guidance rather than force, at Mia's insistence, and one moment where Lucas nearly overbalanced entirely and Mia grabbed his arm on pure reflex, both of them freezing for a half-second too long before he righted himself and she let go -- before Barnaby finally allowed himself to be coaxed down, and even then only into Mia's arms specifically, refusing point-blank to be handed directly to Lucas.

"This is ridiculous," Lucas said, watching Mia carry his own cat toward the carrier while he held the door open like an usher. "He's my cat."

"He's clearly reconsidering that arrangement."

"He's not allowed to reconsider. I've had him since he was eight weeks old."

"Maybe he's going through something. A crisis of identity. Very normal at his age, probably." Mia knelt and guided Barnaby, gently, into the carrier, murmuring something soft and nonsensical to him as she did, and he went, for once, without protest, curling immediately into the back corner and giving a single, resigned meow before falling silent.

Before that, though, there had been the matter of the treats.

"Try this," Mia had said, digging through her kitchen drawer and producing a small pouch of freeze-dried salmon bits she kept around for exactly this kind of emergency bribery, though she'd never previously needed to bribe anything larger than a stray she occasionally fed on her fire escape. "He might come down for food even if he won't come down for dignity."

Lucas eyed the pouch with visible skepticism. "That's not on his approved treat list."

"He's six feet up a bookshelf, Lucas. I don't think this is the moment for calorie accounting."

He took the pouch anyway, shook a few pieces into his palm, and held them up toward the bookshelf with the stiff, unnatural posture of a man performing a task he found beneath him but was too invested in the outcome to refuse. Barnaby's nose twitched. His tail stilled. For one long, suspended moment, it looked like it might actually work -- until the cat, apparently deciding the salmon wasn't worth the indignity of climbing down in front of witnesses, simply turned his back on both of them and settled into a loaf facing the wall, tail curled primly over his nose.

"He's ignoring us on purpose," Mia said, delighted.

"Cats don't hold grudges strategically."

"This one absolutely does. Look at him. That's a grudge if I've ever seen one."

Lucas lowered his hand, treats still cupped in his palm, and stared up at the unmoved, resolutely turned back of his own cat with an expression somewhere between professional bafflement and personal betrayal. "He's never behaved like this at home."

"Maybe home doesn't have this good a bookshelf."

"That's not a real variable, Mia."

"Everything's a variable if you squint hard enough," she said, delighted to be recycling her own line back at him, and he shot her a look that suggested he was beginning to regret ever explaining the concept of variables to her in the first place.

It took the chair, eventually -- Lucas standing on it while Mia held the base steady, both of them narrating instructions to each other in increasingly ridiculous terms ("left, no, your other left," "just reach, he's not going to bite you, probably") -- combined with the broom handle Mia insisted on using strictly for gentle, non-threatening guidance rather than force, before Barnaby finally allowed himself to be coaxed within arm's reach. Even then, he made his displeasure known with a long, aggrieved yowl that echoed off the apartment walls like a small, furious alarm.

"There," Lucas said, breathless, climbing down from the chair with Barnaby finally, if reluctantly, cradled against his chest. "That wasn't so difficult."

"You were up there for eleven minutes."

"I wasn't counting."

"I was. Eleven minutes to retrieve a single cat from a bookshelf. Efficient."

"I'd like to see you do it faster."

"I don't need to. He likes me. Efficiency's not a concern when you're not fighting your own cat's opinions about you." Mia grinned, entirely too pleased with herself, and Lucas, despite clear and visible effort to maintain his composure, huffed out something that was almost, unmistakably, a laugh.

Lucas latched the carrier door and straightened, looking down at it with the baffled expression of a man who had just watched his own life's routine be quietly, thoroughly subverted by forces beyond his control. "I don't understand what happened here."

"He likes me. It's not that complicated."

"Cats don't just decide to like someone overnight."

"Clearly this one does." Mia stood, brushing pencil shavings and cat hair off her knees. "Maybe he's got good instincts."

"Or he's food-motivated and you fed him something off your plate against explicit instructions."

"I would never," Mia said, in the specific tone of someone who absolutely had, once, given Barnaby a piece of buttered toast when Lucas wasn't looking, and had no intention of confessing to it.

Lucas studied her for a beat too long, something assessing in his expression, the particular look of a man recalibrating a hypothesis in real time. "You gave him human food."

"I said no such thing."

"Your face said it for you."

"My face is very private. It doesn't consent to interrogation."

The corner of his mouth twitched -- there it was again, that almost-smile he seemed determined to suppress, like laughing might violate some internal code of conduct he'd written for himself. "Regardless," he said, recovering his composure with visible effort, "he needs to eat what's in the labeled containers. His weight is already a concern."

"He's a big-boned boy. Some cats are just meant to be substantial."

"That's not a medical term."

"It should be."

They stood there for a second too long, the carrier between them, Barnaby's tail flicking through one of the ventilation slots, and something about the whole absurd morning -- the flashlight, the bookshelf, the broom handle, the argument about metaphors and variables -- had left the air between them feeling different than it had the day before. Looser. Less like two strangers negotiating a truce and more like two people who had, against both their better judgments, started to enjoy the argument itself.

"Thank you," Lucas said finally, and it sounded like it cost him something to say, the way gratitude often did for people who preferred to be self-sufficient. "For dealing with him. Yesterday and this morning."

"He's easy to deal with. He's basically perfect."

"He knocked an entire cup of pencils onto your floor twenty minutes ago."

"Perfect and chaotic aren't mutually exclusive."

Lucas looked at her for a moment, something unreadable passing behind his eyes, and Mia had the distinct sense he wasn't only thinking about the cat anymore. "No," he said slowly. "I suppose they're not."

The silence that followed stretched a beat too long, long enough that Mia became suddenly, acutely aware of the small kitchen around them -- the cold coffee, the pencil shavings still scattered across the floor, the particular quality of morning light coming through her window and catching the faint stubble along his jaw that his usual, meticulous grooming hadn't quite accounted for on an early call day. She wondered, briefly and unhelpfully, what it said about her that she'd noticed that detail at all.

"I should let you get to work," she said, breaking the moment before it could turn into something she didn't have a category for yet. "Barnaby's had enough excitement for one morning. So have I, honestly."

"Right. Work." Lucas seemed to remember, almost visibly, that he had an actual job waiting for him, and hefted the carrier with renewed purpose. "I have back-to-back appointments until noon."

"Sounds thrilling."

"It's mostly vaccinations and one suspected ear infection. Thrilling is a stretch."

"Everything's thrilling if you squint hard enough," Mia said, and had the satisfaction of watching him roll his eyes -- an actual eye-roll, unguarded and almost fond, the kind of small physical tell she was starting to realize he only produced around her.

He left with the carrier, Barnaby's disgruntled yowling fading down the hallway, and Mia stood in her apartment amid the wreckage of colored pencils and overturned sketchbooks, feeling strangely, inexplicably lighter than she had any right to feel after an hour spent chasing a cat across her own furniture with a man who called broom handles guidance tools and thought poetry was a metaphor problem.

It was two days later, over reheated coffee and the fox illustration she was finally, actually making progress on, that the conversation turned serious -- or as serious as a conversation about a spoiled cat's custody arrangement could reasonably get.

Lucas showed up at her door at a reasonable hour for once, seven in the evening, carrying Barnaby's carrier and, unusually, a look of someone who had clearly been rehearsing what he was about to say.

"This isn't sustainable," he said, without preamble. "The back-and-forth. Negotiating logistics over text, impromptu bookshelf rescues. Barnaby's stress levels aren't good for his heart, and neither of us has the bandwidth to keep improvising."

"So what's the alternative? Joint custody hearing?"

"Something like that." He said it with complete seriousness, the specific gravity of a man who genuinely believed a formal document was a reasonable solution to an emotional problem involving a cat's clear and vocal preferences. "I'd like to draft something. In writing. Clear terms, so we're not relitigating this every three days."

Mia looked at him for a long moment -- at the tired, earnest set of his jaw, the way he'd clearly spent real time thinking about a problem most people would have solved by just letting the cat do whatever it wanted -- and felt something complicated rise in her chest, amusement mostly, but underneath it, something warmer and harder to name. "You want to write a contract. For a cat."

"I want to write something that keeps him healthy and keeps both of us from losing our minds. If that happens to look like a contract, so be it."

"Okay." She found, to her own surprise, that she meant it. There was something disarming about watching a man this composed admit, out loud, that he didn't know how to handle a situation -- it made him feel less like the immovable, humorless force she'd clashed with over a power drill and more like an actual person, one who got tired and worried and occasionally needed help he wasn't naturally inclined to ask for. "Bring your paperwork, Doctor Vance. Let's see what you've got."

"Tomorrow evening?"

"Tomorrow evening." A beat. "Bring snacks. Negotiations go better with snacks."

"What kind of snacks."

"Surprise me. Just nothing with a mascot judgment attached, I have a feeling you'd overthink it."

Lucas studied her, something flickering behind his eyes that wasn't quite a smile but was heading in that direction. "Noted," he said.

He gathered the carrier and paused at the door, Barnaby's muffled complaints already starting up from inside it. "For what it's worth," he added, in the careful, measured tone of someone deciding, mid-sentence, to say something slightly more than logistics required, "this morning wasn't entirely unpleasant. As chaos goes."

"High praise, Doctor Vance."

"I don't distribute praise loosely."

"No," Mia agreed, watching him standing in her doorway with a carrier full of outraged cat and an expression that had, somewhere in the last hour, lost most of its careful neutrality. "I'm starting to notice that."

He left, then, Barnaby's disgruntled yowling fading down the hallway, and Mia closed the door behind him and stood there a moment, listening to the specific quiet that had settled into her apartment now that both cat and owner were gone -- a quiet that felt, unexpectedly, a little emptier than it should have, given that twenty-four hours ago she hadn't known either of them existed.

She caught herself, a minute later, still standing in the same spot, absently rinsing out two coffee mugs instead of one, and decided, firmly, that this observation did not require further analysis before tomorrow evening.

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Chapter 03

Chapter 3: When Negotiations Fail

Chapter 3: When Negotiations Fail

Lucas returned at seven the next morning, dressed for what Mia was beginning to understand was his default state of being -- fitted, purposeful, unfairly put-together for a Tuesday -- carrying a small carrier that Barnaby regarded, upon sighting it through the open door, with the specific betrayal of a creature who had trusted his human right up until this exact moment.

Mia had, against her own better judgment, gotten up early for this. Not early by Lucas's standards, obviously -- nothing before nine counted as early by Lucas's standards, she was fairly sure, though she suspected his internal definition of "early" had long since collapsed into a single, permanent setting -- but early by hers, which meant she was actually dressed, actually caffeinated, and actually standing upright when he knocked instead of answering the door in whatever state of disarray the previous night had left her in. She told herself this was simple politeness, the natural response to a man who had shown, however clinically, real concern for an animal's welfare. She did not examine the alternative explanation too closely.

"You're up," Lucas said, by way of greeting, in a tone that suggested this was itself a noteworthy scientific observation.

"I have been known to achieve verticality before ten a.m. on rare occasions."

"Duly noted for the historical record."

She'd also, somewhat against her will, made coffee for two, a decision she'd justified to herself the night before as basic hospitality and had not thought about too hard since, though she noticed, handing him a mug he hadn't asked for, that he took it without comment, like it was simply expected, and drank it anyway despite his earlier claims about caffeine sensitivity.

"He's not going to like that," Mia said, nodding at the carrier.

"He never does. It's routine at this point." Lucas said routine the way other people said breathing -- an assumption so foundational it didn't require examination. "If you could hold him steady while I open the door, that would help."

Mia scooped Barnaby up from the windowsill, where he'd taken up permanent residence overnight despite -- or perhaps because of -- the six hours of unsupervised custody he'd engineered for himself the day before. He came easily into her arms, a warm, dense weight that settled against her chest with a small, satisfied rumble, and for one absurd second she felt almost proud, like she'd passed some unspoken test he'd been administering.

The moment Lucas opened the carrier door, though, Barnaby transformed. He went rigid, then liquid, then somehow both at once -- twisting free of Mia's grip with a yowl of outrage and diving, with impressive speed for an animal his size, straight under her bed.

"Barnaby." Lucas's voice had the particular strained patience of someone repeating a word for the fourth time that morning. He crouched by the bed frame, peering into the dark space beneath it. "Come on. You know this."

A pair of gold eyes glowed back at him from the shadows, unmoving.

"Do you have a flashlight," he asked, not looking up.

"I have a phone."

"That'll work."

Mia crouched beside him, close enough that she could feel the warmth radiating off him even in the cool morning air of her apartment, and turned on her phone's flashlight, angling it under the bed frame. Barnaby had wedged himself against the far wall, behind a box of old sketchbooks, in the specific defensive posture of an animal who had made peace with living there permanently if it meant avoiding the carrier.

"He's really committed to this," Mia said.

"He does this every time he has an appointment. Full protest, every single time, despite the fact that nothing bad has ever actually happened to him at the vet." Lucas said it with the weary fondness of someone who had had this exact argument with this exact cat many times before and lost every single one.

"Maybe he just remembers the carrier equals inconvenience, regardless of outcome."

"That would require an understanding of causality that exceeds most feline cognitive research."

"Or," Mia said, "he's smarter than the research gives him credit for, and you should stop underestimating him."

Lucas glanced at her sideways, something flickering behind his eyes that wasn't quite annoyance -- more like reluctant reconsideration, the look of a man filing away a data point he hadn't expected to receive from this particular source. "Noted," he said, dry.

They tried, together, a variety of increasingly undignified tactics. Lucas attempted to coax him out with a treat held at arm's length, which Barnaby regarded with the contempt of royalty being offered a bribe beneath his station. Mia tried making kissing noises, which did nothing except make Lucas look at her like she'd started speaking a foreign language. Lucas, finally, took off his watch, rolled up his sleeve, and reached under the bed frame at full extension, feeling around blindly for a body he could no longer see.

"I feel like this is a metaphor for something," Mia said, watching him.

"For what."

"I don't know. Reaching into the dark for something that doesn't want to be found. Very poetic."

"It's a cat under a bed, Mia."

"Everything's a metaphor if you squint hard enough."

Lucas's fingers finally brushed fur, and Barnaby, sensing capture, made a break for it -- bolting out from under the bed on the opposite side, straight past both of them, and up onto Mia's drafting table, where he sent an entire cup of colored pencils crashing to the floor before leaping, with astonishing grace for his size, onto the top of her bookshelf, a good six feet off the ground, where he perched, tail lashing, entirely unreachable.

Lucas stared up at him. "He's never done that before."

"Maybe your bookshelf isn't as inspiring as mine."

"That's not -- that's not a real variable."

"Everything's a variable if you squint hard enough," Mia said, echoing herself, and had the deep satisfaction of watching Lucas's jaw tighten in a way that suggested he was fighting very hard not to smile.

It took another twenty minutes -- a chair, a broom handle used strictly for gentle guidance rather than force, at Mia's insistence, and one moment where Lucas nearly overbalanced entirely and Mia grabbed his arm on pure reflex, both of them freezing for a half-second too long before he righted himself and she let go -- before Barnaby finally allowed himself to be coaxed down, and even then only into Mia's arms specifically, refusing point-blank to be handed directly to Lucas.

"This is ridiculous," Lucas said, watching Mia carry his own cat toward the carrier while he held the door open like an usher. "He's my cat."

"He's clearly reconsidering that arrangement."

"He's not allowed to reconsider. I've had him since he was eight weeks old."

"Maybe he's going through something. A crisis of identity. Very normal at his age, probably." Mia knelt and guided Barnaby, gently, into the carrier, murmuring something soft and nonsensical to him as she did, and he went, for once, without protest, curling immediately into the back corner and giving a single, resigned meow before falling silent.

Before that, though, there had been the matter of the treats.

"Try this," Mia had said, digging through her kitchen drawer and producing a small pouch of freeze-dried salmon bits she kept around for exactly this kind of emergency bribery, though she'd never previously needed to bribe anything larger than a stray she occasionally fed on her fire escape. "He might come down for food even if he won't come down for dignity."

Lucas eyed the pouch with visible skepticism. "That's not on his approved treat list."

"He's six feet up a bookshelf, Lucas. I don't think this is the moment for calorie accounting."

He took the pouch anyway, shook a few pieces into his palm, and held them up toward the bookshelf with the stiff, unnatural posture of a man performing a task he found beneath him but was too invested in the outcome to refuse. Barnaby's nose twitched. His tail stilled. For one long, suspended moment, it looked like it might actually work -- until the cat, apparently deciding the salmon wasn't worth the indignity of climbing down in front of witnesses, simply turned his back on both of them and settled into a loaf facing the wall, tail curled primly over his nose.

"He's ignoring us on purpose," Mia said, delighted.

"Cats don't hold grudges strategically."

"This one absolutely does. Look at him. That's a grudge if I've ever seen one."

Lucas lowered his hand, treats still cupped in his palm, and stared up at the unmoved, resolutely turned back of his own cat with an expression somewhere between professional bafflement and personal betrayal. "He's never behaved like this at home."

"Maybe home doesn't have this good a bookshelf."

"That's not a real variable, Mia."

"Everything's a variable if you squint hard enough," she said, delighted to be recycling her own line back at him, and he shot her a look that suggested he was beginning to regret ever explaining the concept of variables to her in the first place.

It took the chair, eventually -- Lucas standing on it while Mia held the base steady, both of them narrating instructions to each other in increasingly ridiculous terms ("left, no, your other left," "just reach, he's not going to bite you, probably") -- combined with the broom handle Mia insisted on using strictly for gentle, non-threatening guidance rather than force, before Barnaby finally allowed himself to be coaxed within arm's reach. Even then, he made his displeasure known with a long, aggrieved yowl that echoed off the apartment walls like a small, furious alarm.

"There," Lucas said, breathless, climbing down from the chair with Barnaby finally, if reluctantly, cradled against his chest. "That wasn't so difficult."

"You were up there for eleven minutes."

"I wasn't counting."

"I was. Eleven minutes to retrieve a single cat from a bookshelf. Efficient."

"I'd like to see you do it faster."

"I don't need to. He likes me. Efficiency's not a concern when you're not fighting your own cat's opinions about you." Mia grinned, entirely too pleased with herself, and Lucas, despite clear and visible effort to maintain his composure, huffed out something that was almost, unmistakably, a laugh.

Lucas latched the carrier door and straightened, looking down at it with the baffled expression of a man who had just watched his own life's routine be quietly, thoroughly subverted by forces beyond his control. "I don't understand what happened here."

"He likes me. It's not that complicated."

"Cats don't just decide to like someone overnight."

"Clearly this one does." Mia stood, brushing pencil shavings and cat hair off her knees. "Maybe he's got good instincts."

"Or he's food-motivated and you fed him something off your plate against explicit instructions."

"I would never," Mia said, in the specific tone of someone who absolutely had, once, given Barnaby a piece of buttered toast when Lucas wasn't looking, and had no intention of confessing to it.

Lucas studied her for a beat too long, something assessing in his expression, the particular look of a man recalibrating a hypothesis in real time. "You gave him human food."

"I said no such thing."

"Your face said it for you."

"My face is very private. It doesn't consent to interrogation."

The corner of his mouth twitched -- there it was again, that almost-smile he seemed determined to suppress, like laughing might violate some internal code of conduct he'd written for himself. "Regardless," he said, recovering his composure with visible effort, "he needs to eat what's in the labeled containers. His weight is already a concern."

"He's a big-boned boy. Some cats are just meant to be substantial."

"That's not a medical term."

"It should be."

They stood there for a second too long, the carrier between them, Barnaby's tail flicking through one of the ventilation slots, and something about the whole absurd morning -- the flashlight, the bookshelf, the broom handle, the argument about metaphors and variables -- had left the air between them feeling different than it had the day before. Looser. Less like two strangers negotiating a truce and more like two people who had, against both their better judgments, started to enjoy the argument itself.

"Thank you," Lucas said finally, and it sounded like it cost him something to say, the way gratitude often did for people who preferred to be self-sufficient. "For dealing with him. Yesterday and this morning."

"He's easy to deal with. He's basically perfect."

"He knocked an entire cup of pencils onto your floor twenty minutes ago."

"Perfect and chaotic aren't mutually exclusive."

Lucas looked at her for a moment, something unreadable passing behind his eyes, and Mia had the distinct sense he wasn't only thinking about the cat anymore. "No," he said slowly. "I suppose they're not."

The silence that followed stretched a beat too long, long enough that Mia became suddenly, acutely aware of the small kitchen around them -- the cold coffee, the pencil shavings still scattered across the floor, the particular quality of morning light coming through her window and catching the faint stubble along his jaw that his usual, meticulous grooming hadn't quite accounted for on an early call day. She wondered, briefly and unhelpfully, what it said about her that she'd noticed that detail at all.

"I should let you get to work," she said, breaking the moment before it could turn into something she didn't have a category for yet. "Barnaby's had enough excitement for one morning. So have I, honestly."

"Right. Work." Lucas seemed to remember, almost visibly, that he had an actual job waiting for him, and hefted the carrier with renewed purpose. "I have back-to-back appointments until noon."

"Sounds thrilling."

"It's mostly vaccinations and one suspected ear infection. Thrilling is a stretch."

"Everything's thrilling if you squint hard enough," Mia said, and had the satisfaction of watching him roll his eyes -- an actual eye-roll, unguarded and almost fond, the kind of small physical tell she was starting to realize he only produced around her.

He left with the carrier, Barnaby's disgruntled yowling fading down the hallway, and Mia stood in her apartment amid the wreckage of colored pencils and overturned sketchbooks, feeling strangely, inexplicably lighter than she had any right to feel after an hour spent chasing a cat across her own furniture with a man who called broom handles guidance tools and thought poetry was a metaphor problem.

It was two days later, over reheated coffee and the fox illustration she was finally, actually making progress on, that the conversation turned serious -- or as serious as a conversation about a spoiled cat's custody arrangement could reasonably get.

Lucas showed up at her door at a reasonable hour for once, seven in the evening, carrying Barnaby's carrier and, unusually, a look of someone who had clearly been rehearsing what he was about to say.

"This isn't sustainable," he said, without preamble. "The back-and-forth. Negotiating logistics over text, impromptu bookshelf rescues. Barnaby's stress levels aren't good for his heart, and neither of us has the bandwidth to keep improvising."

"So what's the alternative? Joint custody hearing?"

"Something like that." He said it with complete seriousness, the specific gravity of a man who genuinely believed a formal document was a reasonable solution to an emotional problem involving a cat's clear and vocal preferences. "I'd like to draft something. In writing. Clear terms, so we're not relitigating this every three days."

Mia looked at him for a long moment -- at the tired, earnest set of his jaw, the way he'd clearly spent real time thinking about a problem most people would have solved by just letting the cat do whatever it wanted -- and felt something complicated rise in her chest, amusement mostly, but underneath it, something warmer and harder to name. "You want to write a contract. For a cat."

"I want to write something that keeps him healthy and keeps both of us from losing our minds. If that happens to look like a contract, so be it."

"Okay." She found, to her own surprise, that she meant it. There was something disarming about watching a man this composed admit, out loud, that he didn't know how to handle a situation -- it made him feel less like the immovable, humorless force she'd clashed with over a power drill and more like an actual person, one who got tired and worried and occasionally needed help he wasn't naturally inclined to ask for. "Bring your paperwork, Doctor Vance. Let's see what you've got."

"Tomorrow evening?"

"Tomorrow evening." A beat. "Bring snacks. Negotiations go better with snacks."

"What kind of snacks."

"Surprise me. Just nothing with a mascot judgment attached, I have a feeling you'd overthink it."

Lucas studied her, something flickering behind his eyes that wasn't quite a smile but was heading in that direction. "Noted," he said.

He gathered the carrier and paused at the door, Barnaby's muffled complaints already starting up from inside it. "For what it's worth," he added, in the careful, measured tone of someone deciding, mid-sentence, to say something slightly more than logistics required, "this morning wasn't entirely unpleasant. As chaos goes."

"High praise, Doctor Vance."

"I don't distribute praise loosely."

"No," Mia agreed, watching him standing in her doorway with a carrier full of outraged cat and an expression that had, somewhere in the last hour, lost most of its careful neutrality. "I'm starting to notice that."

He left, then, Barnaby's disgruntled yowling fading down the hallway, and Mia closed the door behind him and stood there a moment, listening to the specific quiet that had settled into her apartment now that both cat and owner were gone -- a quiet that felt, unexpectedly, a little emptier than it should have, given that twenty-four hours ago she hadn't known either of them existed.

She caught herself, a minute later, still standing in the same spot, absently rinsing out two coffee mugs instead of one, and decided, firmly, that this observation did not require further analysis before tomorrow evening.

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