Chapter 4: Rice Cooker vs. The CEO
By the second day, Chloe had developed what she privately called the Victor Sterling Content Pipeline: wake up, assess what mundane household task he had never once performed in his entire pampered, holographic life, hand him the corresponding tool, and film the ensuing chaos with the practiced patience of a nature documentarian observing an animal completely out of its element.
"Today," she announced, setting her phone up on the tripod while Milo supervised from the top of the bookshelf, "we're doing rice."
Victor regarded the rice cooker on the counter with the same wary suspicion he'd shown the stove, as though it might also attempt to set fire to his eyebrows given half a chance. "This is a food preparation device."
"It's a rice cooker. You put rice in, you put water in, you press a button, and forty minutes later you have rice. It is, genuinely, one of the least complicated appliances in this entire apartment."
"I am capable of preparing rice."
"Prove it."
He approached the machine with the exact same clipped, purposeful stride she imagined he used to walk into board meetings, rolling his sleeves up with brisk efficiency, and Chloe had to bite the inside of her cheek to keep from laughing at the sheer, misplaced confidence radiating off him.
He measured the rice by eye, dumping in what looked like roughly the correct amount, then paused, staring at the water reservoir with the calculating expression of a man solving a complex equation. "What is the optimal ratio."
"One to one, usually. Sometimes a little more water depending on the rice."
"That is imprecise."
"That's cooking, Victor."
He added the water with visible reluctance at the imprecision of it all, closed the lid, and pressed the button with the same crisp finality he probably used to authorize multi-million dollar acquisitions. Then he stood back, arms folded, watching the machine with the intense, unblinking focus of a man monitoring a nuclear reactor.
"You can look away," Chloe offered. "It's not going to explode."
"I would prefer to observe the process."
"Sure. Weird, but sure."
He observed the process for the entire forty minutes, standing at rigid attention beside the counter, occasionally leaning down to inspect the small window on the lid, muttering something under his breath that sounded suspiciously like a countdown timer. Chloe filmed most of it in time-lapse, narrating occasional commentary for the eventual video, charmed despite herself by the sheer, unwavering commitment he brought to a task that most people accomplished without a second thought.
When the machine finally beeped and the lid released a soft puff of steam, Victor actually flinched -- a small, involuntary jerk backward that he immediately tried to disguise as adjusting his stance.
"It's done," Chloe said, grinning. "Congratulations. You made rice."
He lifted the lid slowly, peering inside with something almost like suspicion, as though the rice might have betrayed him in some manner he hadn't anticipated. When he found it perfectly cooked, fluffy and white and entirely unremarkable, something shifted across his face -- brief, genuine surprise, quickly smoothed back into composure, but not quite fast enough that she missed it.
"It appears functional," he said.
"It appears delicious, Victor. Try some."
He took a small, careful bite, chewing with the same clinical assessment he'd brought to the noodles two nights ago, and Chloe watched, phone still recording, as something soft and unguarded flickered briefly across his face before he caught himself.
"Adequate," he said.
"Wow. High praise. I'm framing that."
Encouraged by the small, undeniable success -- and by the growing view count that had ticked past two hundred thousand sometime overnight, a number that still made her stomach flip every time she checked -- Chloe decided to push her luck with laundry.
This went considerably less well.
Victor approached the washing machine with the same clipped confidence he'd brought to the rice cooker, examined the dial settings with visible confusion, and, after a moment of what she could only describe as internal deliberation, selected the highest heat setting available on the theory, he explained later, that maximum thermal input would guarantee maximum sanitation efficiency.
He did not account for the fact that Chloe had left one of her few genuinely nice sweaters in the load.
"Oh no," she said, staring into the machine at the shrunken, felted disaster that used to be a perfectly good cardigan. "Oh, Victor, no."
"I followed standard sanitation protocol."
"There is no standard sanitation protocol for laundry! You just felted my favorite sweater!"
"I am unfamiliar with the term 'felted.'"
"It means it's now the size of a doll's sweater and completely ruined, Victor."
He picked up the shrunken garment, turning it over in his hands with genuine, dawning consternation, the first real crack of uncertainty she'd seen in his composure since the plumbing incident. "I did not intend to damage your possessions."
Something in his tone -- quieter than his usual clipped authority, almost apologetic in a way that felt entirely unpracticed -- made her anger evaporate faster than she expected.
"It's okay," she said, taking the ruined sweater from him gently. "It's just a sweater. Nobody died. We'll add it to the growing list of things you've destroyed this week."
"That list is becoming uncomfortably long."
"It's giving great content, though, so really, you're doing me a favor." She held up the tiny, felted sweater to the camera with visible delight. "This, everyone, is what happens when a parallel universe billionaire tries to do laundry."
Victor watched her film the aftermath with an expression she was starting to learn to read -- not quite embarrassment, not quite amusement, something caught uncomfortably in between, the look of a man entirely unused to his failures being celebrated rather than punished.
"In my world," he said, once she'd finally put the phone down, "an error of this magnitude would result in significant professional consequences."
"Yeah, well, this isn't your world. Here, a shrunken sweater just makes for a good laugh and forty thousand new followers." She tossed the ruined garment into her donation pile. "You're allowed to mess up here, Victor. Nobody's firing you over a sweater."
He was quiet for a moment, considering this with the same careful weight he seemed to give every piece of unfamiliar information. "That is... a novel operating principle."
"Welcome to Earth, buddy. We mess up constantly. It's kind of our whole thing."
The towel-folding incident, as she would come to refer to it later, happened almost by accident. Chloe had been dragging the laundry basket toward the couch, intending to fold it herself while half-watching something forgettable on television, when Victor had risen from his seat with the same brisk efficiency he brought to everything, taken the basket from her hands without asking, and informed her that he would "manage the remaining logistics."
She'd let him, mostly out of curiosity, and had nearly choked on her drink when she turned around twenty minutes later to find every towel folded into a series of geometrically perfect thirds, stacked by size in descending order, corners aligned with an obsessive precision that looked less like laundry and more like inventory management for a very small, very soft warehouse.
"Victor," she'd said slowly, staring at the display. "This is... a lot."
"I applied standard optimization principles."
"To towels."
"Efficiency is efficiency, regardless of the medium." He'd straightened one stack that was already perfectly straight, in a small, unconscious gesture she was beginning to recognize as his version of nervous energy. "Was the outcome unsatisfactory?"
"No, it's -- it's actually really impressive, weirdly." She'd picked up one towel, examining the crisp, precise fold with genuine admiration. "You could probably get a job folding towels at a five-star hotel if the whole CEO thing doesn't work out."
"I do not intend to abandon my position as CEO in favor of textile management."
"Your loss. This is genuinely a marketable skill."
He'd looked, for just a moment, almost pleased -- a small, fleeting thing quickly smoothed back into his usual composure, but not quite fast enough that she'd missed it, and she'd found herself smiling at the sight longer than the moment probably warranted.
By evening, after he'd successfully folded a load of towels with an almost obsessive geometric precision that made her genuinely laugh out loud when she checked his work, Chloe found herself sitting across from him at the small kitchen table, scrolling through the day's comments while he read one of her paperback novels with the same intense focus he'd given the rice cooker.
"People are really invested in you," she said, turning her phone to show him a comment thread debating, with surprising passion, whether he was secretly a method actor preparing for a role or a genuine eccentric billionaire in hiding.
"I fail to understand the appeal."
"That's exactly the appeal, Victor. You have no idea how charming that is."
He looked up from the book, dark eyes meeting hers for a beat longer than strictly necessary, something unreadable passing behind them before he glanced back down at the page. "I am not attempting to be charming."
"I know," she said, and found, somewhat to her own surprise, that she meant it as a genuine compliment. "That's exactly why it's working."
She scrolled further down the comment section, reading a few more aloud for his benefit, mostly to watch the particular way his brow furrowed at each one, as though every reaction required careful, individual analysis. "This one says, 'the way he looked personally offended by a rice cooker is sending me.' Another one says, 'I would let this man ruin my sweater, no notes.' Oh, and this one's asking if you're single, which, honestly, ten out of ten bold move considering the guy fell out of the sky forty-eight hours ago."
"I fail to see the relevance of my relationship status to a discussion of rice preparation."
"Welcome to the internet, Victor. Nothing is ever relevant, and everything is relevant. It's a whole ecosystem."
He shook his head slightly, the closest thing to an eye-roll she'd seen from him yet, and returned his attention to the paperback, though she noticed, glancing over a moment later, that his focus lingered on the same page for considerably longer than the words on it should have reasonably required of any competent, attentive reader, and that he did not, in fact, turn the page at all before finally setting the book aside for the night.
He didn't respond to that, though she noticed, packing up her equipment for the night, that he read the same page of the novel for considerably longer than the words on it should have required, and that Milo, curled against his side on the couch, had apparently decided sometime in the last two days that Victor Sterling, fallen CEO of a universe neither of them fully understood, was an acceptable place to sleep.
Twenty-eight days remained on the device at his wrist. Neither of them mentioned it, though Chloe noticed, just before turning off the lights, that his eyes flicked toward it briefly before he closed the book and settled in for the night, and something about the small, private weight in that glance made her wonder, not for the first time, exactly what he was thinking about in the quiet hours after the cameras stopped rolling.
She lay awake longer than usual that night, staring at her ceiling, running through the numbers in her head the way she always did when a project started actually working -- two hundred thousand views on the first video, climbing steadily. A second video, the rice cooker footage, already outperforming it within hours of posting. Comments flooding in faster than she could reasonably read them, half the internet convinced Victor was an elaborate hoax, half of them utterly charmed by the stiff, humorless sincerity of a man who genuinely could not comprehend why anyone found him entertaining.
For the first time in longer than she wanted to admit, the anxious calculations she usually ran every night -- rent due, sponsorship deals falling through, the slow, grinding fear of an algorithm that seemed to actively punish her for not being enough of any particular thing -- had quieted, just slightly, replaced by something that felt dangerously close to hope.
She reminded herself, firmly, that hope was a luxury she generally couldn't afford. Her last real shot at hope had come in the form of a boyfriend and a shared channel that had ended with her name quietly scrubbed from the credits and every video renamed, as though she'd never been part of building it at all. She'd learned, in the aftermath of that particular disaster, to treat any sudden good fortune with deep, practiced suspicion.
Victor Sterling was not, she reminded herself sternly, a long-term solution. He was a temporary arrangement, a strange and profitable accident, a man with an expiration date quite literally counting down on his wrist. In twenty-eight days, he would activate whatever device that was and vanish back into whatever impossible universe had produced him, and she would be left with a very good month of content and, presumably, a slightly quieter apartment.
That thought, for reasons she chose not to examine too closely at one in the morning, did not sit as comfortably as she expected it to.
She rolled over, pulling her blanket up around her shoulders, and tried very hard not to think about the way he'd looked at her over the paperback novel earlier, that lingering half-second before he'd glanced away, or the small, unpracticed apology in his voice when he'd ruined her sweater, so unlike the clipped, formal authority he wore like armor the rest of the time.
It didn't matter, she told herself. It was a business arrangement. A mutually beneficial contract with a thirty-day expiration date, nothing more complicated than that.
She fell asleep eventually, unconvinced by her own reassurances, while in the living room, Victor Sterling lay awake considerably longer, staring at the ceiling of a world he did not understand, turning over in his mind the strange, unfamiliar sensation of being laughed at not out of cruelty but out of something that felt, disorientingly, like genuine affection.
He had spent his entire adult life ensuring that failure carried consequences -- swift, severe, professionally devastating consequences, the kind that kept every subordinate, every board member, every rival executive perpetually calibrated to his exacting standards. Here, in this small, cluttered apartment with its unbacked paperback novels and its unpredictable laundry machines, failure seemed to carry no such weight. A shrunken sweater became a joke. A ruined batch of rice, had it occurred, would likely have become another joke. There was no quarterly report tracking his competence, no board preparing to vote him out over a poorly measured cup of water.
It was, he found, deeply unsettling in ways he did not yet have adequate language to articulate, and also, in some small, treacherous corner of his mind he refused to examine too closely, something almost like relief.
He glanced at the device on his wrist, the faint blue-violet glow steady beneath its smooth black surface, marking the days remaining with the same cold, indifferent precision that had once tracked his heart rate, his cortisol levels, his optimal departure time for every meeting of his life. Twenty-eight days. An entire lifetime's worth of habits to unlearn, and then relearn again, once he returned to the world where such habits actually mattered.
He told himself, firmly, that he was counting down the days with anticipation, that every hour brought him closer to reclaiming everything that had been stolen from him -- his company, his position, his rightful place at the head of an empire he'd built with decades of relentless discipline.
He almost believed it, lying there in the dark, listening to the unfamiliar, comforting sound of a cat's steady purr against his side and a woman's quiet breathing down the hall, in an apartment that was rapidly, alarmingly, beginning to feel less like a hostile environment to be survived and more like something else entirely -- something he did not yet have a name for, and was not at all certain he wanted to find one.
Milo shifted against him in his sleep, one paw twitching, and Victor, very carefully, so as not to disturb the cat's rest, adjusted his position on the couch to accommodate the small, warm weight against his side. It was, he reflected, an entirely irrational accommodation to make for an animal whose entire existence, until three days ago, he would have found bewildering. And yet here he was, rearranging himself in the dark for a creature that offered him nothing in the way of strategic advantage, expected nothing from him in return beyond the simple, uncomplicated fact of his presence.
He thought, briefly and against his better judgment, of ECHO -- of the thousand quiet reassurances it had once offered him throughout every day of his adult life, the constant hum of data confirming that everything was under control, that every variable had been accounted for, that he, Victor Sterling, remained precisely as capable and necessary as his position demanded he be.
There was no such reassurance here. Only the quiet, ordinary sounds of an apartment settling for the night, a cat's steady breathing, and somewhere down the hall, a woman who had looked at his failures all day and found them, inexplicably, worth laughing about rather than punishing.
He did not know, lying there in the dark with a cat curled against his ribs and a strange, unfamiliar warmth refusing to be filed away and forgotten, what to make of any of it.
He only knew that for the first time in longer than he could clearly remember, the silence where ECHO used to be did not feel quite so much like an emptiness demanding to be filled.
It felt, instead, disconcertingly, like room enough for something else to grow, quietly and without permission, in a space he had never once in his entire regimented life left open before.
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